Swoozie actually said Peek A Boo today!
Entries Tagged as ‘Swoozie’
November 5, 2008
I has the feather dumb…
Mum is tapping her foot at me. I won’t leave my feathers alone! They itch! I don’t like my medicine, it smells like a dirty ferret! But then I feel good. I love my showers and my bath bowl.. did I mention showers. I get 2 a day now. Dr. Crum sez it’s a phase [...]
October 30, 2008
Vet Visit Update
No giardia for me. Mum bird said GOOD cause she said she did not appreciate collecting parrot poop for 3 days to send to a lab. Hrmmph…she took me to the drs, she gets the messy work. My feathers are better! Metacam rocks! No more itchies and my feathers are growing in. Mum bird said [...]
October 23, 2008
Bloody Blood Feathers.
I was bad. I broke a blood feather in the shower. Mum bird told me that it looked like a scene in a movie called “Psycho”. I did not like that she snipped off the broken part and held pressure on it. Now I KNOW I have to see the Dr tomorrow. She made an [...]
October 22, 2008
Flight Suits
I have one! I wear one! You should wear one too! You get to go on car rides!
October 22, 2008
BOING!
If you do not have a boing, make your human buy one now. Go to your favorite birdie store and demand a boing. Do not ask, demand. Tell your human you will take their toilet paper away from them if you do not get a boing.
October 22, 2008
Beeb?
Mom calls me a beeb. Beeb? She can’t tell me either, but she says “beeb” is a bird word for baby bird. So why does she even mention ‘beeb’ when she already calls me ‘baby bird’. I’m confused. Explain the ‘beeb’.
