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I had not been in the mood to blog lately. I was cranky. My human tells me that I must’ve be hormonal.

Early this year (for what seemed like for-evaahh) Stewie suffered from some sort of parrot hormone thing (or rather, we suffered). He screamed all the time for no reason, he was mean to me, he was even mean to the human and wouldn’t behave very well.

I thought, man, what is his problem?!

Well, I think I understand now. Because lately I was the cranky one. He made a full recovery and is being all lovey and well-behaved (as well-behaved as that brat gets, I mean. It’s all relative), but I’m still recovering.

I’d like to think that I’m not nearly as obnoxious when I’m hormonal as he is. But my human says I was being complain-y. I was whining a lot when I got tired, which usually came early in the evening. And I did NOT want scritches, except I acted like I did sometimes, but then I’d change my mind. My human says I asked for them, then I pushed her away, then I get mad that she wasn’t scritching me, then I’d snap at her. It’s all just so confusing, you know?

But then she went away for a few days and now that she’s back I’m being cuddly again.

In fact, I think I’d like some scritches right now please. Yeaaah, right there…